Filed Under (Random.links) by WildFire on 28-09-2004

If the instances of grumbles and pounds from the love-of-your-life is already more than the usual amount of beeps you can handle because you're spending so much time infront of your monitor coding for world peace... stop, smell the roses and make her some poem.

Need some guidelines? Here's how a software engineer creates one.

And while you're there, do check the COUCH POTATO agreement too.