{"id":278,"date":"2004-08-06T01:50:28","date_gmt":"2004-08-05T17:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/?p=278"},"modified":"2007-11-02T14:06:16","modified_gmt":"2007-11-02T06:06:16","slug":"meet-ikia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/archives\/278","title":{"rendered":"Meet IKIA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I acquired a new pet today, a three and a half feet fire-breathing orange eyed lizard with fifteen fingers.<\/p>\n<p>For those who have been following this site for quite some time, I&#8217;m sure you have heard about my tiger and pterodactyl. Well this lizard is the newest.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and the most arrogant.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m starting to call this one IKIA, a short cut for &#8216;I Know It All&#8217;. Ikia claims he knows C++, Java, VB<font face=\"Tahoma, Verdana, sans-serif\">6<\/font>, VB.NET and SQL. He even understands Clipper and VisualFoxpro as well. He claims his fifteenth finger was meant for the space bar and that he can create a program to generate a <font face=\"Tahoma, Verdana, sans-serif\">7<\/font>x<font face=\"Tahoma, Verdana, sans-serif\">7<\/font> magic cube in less than five minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Impressive claims if you&#8217;d ask me&#8230; but until I can find another keyboard for him to use, I won&#8217;t be allowing his slimy fingers to touch this Logitech keyboard of mine.<\/p>\n<p>Ikia seem to know it all. He started blobbing about certain operating concepts, kernels, threads and other stuff which I believed were discussed when I was in college. Too bad I was busy doodling some non-cs related illustrations then.<\/p>\n<p>Then he proudly stated the words &#8216;I am good because I can solve things fast.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>BEEP.<\/p>\n<p>I have seen this before, good programmers and even good students bragging that this and that are easy.<\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230; while programming is indeed about problem solving, it is not just about problem solving. It is about solving problems efficiently.<\/p>\n<p>Not just solving problems efficiently today&#8230; or this month or this year, but solving problems retroactively, currently and beyond. Unlike hardware, software, especially database applications are not meant to deteriorate.<\/p>\n<p>Well at least, that&#8217;s how I see things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I acquired a new pet today, a three and a half feet fire-breathing orange eyed lizard with fifteen fingers. For those who have been following this site for quite some time, I&#8217;m sure you have heard about my tiger and pterodactyl. Well this lizard is the newest. &#8230; and the most arrogant. I&#8217;m starting to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomscribbles","category-workblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}