{"id":349,"date":"2004-10-22T01:08:11","date_gmt":"2004-10-21T17:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/?p=349"},"modified":"2007-10-29T10:53:22","modified_gmt":"2007-10-29T02:53:22","slug":"orgasms-and-votes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxpro.ntsl119.com\/scr\/archives\/349","title":{"rendered":"Orgasms and votes"},"content":{"rendered":"

VOTERGASM: “Our goal is to have 100,000 young voters catalyse 250,000 orgasms by November 3<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

Humans are weird.<\/p>\n

If ever a certain programmer\/mathematician (aka real problem solver<\/a>) is brave enough to enter politics, he or she will have my 512<\/font>-bit support.<\/p>\n

That is if logic does not prevent him from diving in.<\/p>\n

Let me post the title again: Sex pledges to boost US vote turnout<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Come on… what’s the problem here? <\/p>\n

Possible low voting turnout. (or ‘turn on’ if you prefer seeing it that way).<\/p>\n

Is that the real problem? If it is… then why?<\/p>\n

Because of lack of sex?<\/p>\n

Beep. <\/p>\n

Let me re-phrase that:<\/p>\n

   If ConvertToLogical(nAmountofSex) == lRare
\r\n        NUMTOSTREQ(nVoterTurnout) = 'Low'
\r\n   EndIf<\/font><\/pre>\n
That line of code sounds very illogical to me.<\/p>\n
Why can’t humans identify the ‘real’ problem, find the ‘real’ root\/cause of the ‘real’ problem and give ‘real’ solutions?<\/p>\n
But then again… what if… considering that human beings, being the epitome of irony, have always preferred the approach that defies logic… realize that:<\/p>\n
   IsNOTAlways(REALSolutions == EffectiveSolutions) == .T.<\/font><\/pre>\n
Then we’ll be having more goals and solutions similar to the first line above. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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