[ Previous entry: Nose hair as Data Storage ] [ Next entry: September 2004 - VFP Letter from the Editor ] 02/23/2004: Function RantRelease(PissitivityLevel) Function RantRelease(PissitivityLevel) In this digital world of ours, everything is but 1 and 0. Equate those values to Output or LackofOutput. There is no such thing as 'I-fsckin'-did-my-best' + IIF(PissitivityLevel > nTolerableValue, '!', '.') Hell no. 'Losers always boast of their best'. Those are Sean Connery's words in that 1996 movie, The Rock. Output or nothing. Of course we can never control all the other factors, internal and external... but we have Error Traps to at least minimize, catch, record and refrain from doing such errors 'recursively'. We also have events triggered during those error occurences. Our behaviours, attitudes... our knee-jerk reactions. I admit though this is one department I should work on. I get terribly annoyed everytime I see a string 0000000s in my life. Even if these are 'first class zeros'. When working for and with me, that is one character you should have. Return IIF(nFumeReleased > (PissitivityLevel/2), PeaceofMind, Rocks) Disclaimers are for castrated EARTHLINGS. Powered: GREYMatter | GM-RSS
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